Win-Test: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Look Like You Can Break Concrete

Let’s skip the fluff.
You’ve heard the same tired advice: “get more sleep,” “try some yoga,” “drink a smoothie.”

Cool. That’s for guys trying to tone up for a beach trip.

You’re here because you’re chasing something sharper. Harder. Built—not soft-sculpted.

What is WIN-TEST™?

WIN-TEST is an advanced formula designed to support a dry, dense, hardened physique for men who don’t want to look like they just go to the gym... 

They want to look like they were forged there.

It’s engineered to complement intense training cycles where lean muscle definition is the priority. Not size for the sake of size. No bloat. No fluff. Just grit in every rep and definition in every reflection.

Old-school lifters knew what mattered: Hard muscle. Clear lines. No water weight.
This formula channels that same mindset, using cutting-edge ingredients to support the look and feel of a physique ready for battle.

What’s Inside:

17beta-{1-Ketoethyl}-androstane-3-one, 17a-ol – Suspension (200mg)
Targets physical performance and definition support—the kind that separates the “fitness enthusiast” from the man who owns the gym floor. Sharp. Dry. Carved.

3β-hydroxy-5α-androstan-17-one – The Density Driver
This one’s all about support for muscle tone, shape, and definition. When your goal is to look like a granite statue under your hoodie—this is the go-to.

Because Average Ain’t Alpha

Most guys are cool with comfort. You’re not.
You’re grinding through reps when everyone else is packing up.

That’s who this is for: the ones chasing an elite aesthetic. Not just big. Not just strong. But cut like cold steel.

How to Use It:

• Take 2ml daily, preferably before training or early morning.

• Cycle for 4 to 12 weeks, then pause for 4 weeks.

• Follow up with a PCT protocol to maintain balance and drive.

This isn’t about shortcuts. It’s about getting that edge. The visual proof of discipline, training, and brutal consistency.

For Men Who’d Rather Torch Fat Than Settle for Dad Bod Delusion.

Hydroxygenin™: because we get it — you don’t want another “fat burner” promising to melt inches off while you binge on pizza. Hydroxygenin™ doesn’t play that game. We built this to be the fat-burning solution for guys who understand that getting shredded isn’t a spa day — it’s an all-out war where only the muscle survives.

The T2 & 7-OXO Advantage: Metabolism on Fire

Let’s talk 3,5-Diiodo-L-Thyronine (T2) – Suspension, 200mcg. This little thyroid kicker isn’t here for a polite chat. It fires up your metabolism like it’s late to the gym, torching calories like they’re going out of style.

Then there’s 7-OXO-DHEA - Suspension, 200mg — the wingman that keeps stress hormones in check while dialing up your body’s fat-burning engine. It’s like cardio but… way cooler.

Muscle-Bound Defense: Acacetin & Laxogenin

For the muscle we know you’re obsessed with keeping, we added 4'-Methoxy-5,7-Dihydroxyflavone (Acacetin) - Suspension, 100mg. This fancy-sounding flavone steps in like a bouncer, blocking those enzymes that love to munch on your hard-earned gains.

Finally, Laxogenin (Smilax sieboldii) – Solution, 100mg rounds out the formula, because we know you want results, not regrets. It supports muscle anabolism, making sure you come out of this shredded but still stacked.

Look, we’re not here to sell you on fairy dust. Hydroxygenin™ is for guys who want results, plain and simple. This isn’t a “soft burn” — it’s an unapologetic fat-burner built for men who expect a challenge. Hydroxygenin™: burn fat, keep muscle, and maybe even survive our marketing.

Hydroxygenin doesn’t need to make big promises — the results speak for themselves. Just ask the Vintage Muscle community if you want proof; they’ve got the transformations (and the shredded selfies) to show what real fat-burning power looks like.

Equi-Mass – Because Size Does Matter (Even If You Can’t Admit It)

"The forbidden fruit of mass gainers."

It’s the holy grail of muscle-building, crafted for those with an unyielding need to be bigger, stronger, and possibly questioned by airport security every time they take off their jacket.

This isn’t some fluffy “get toned” blend. Equi-Mass is the mass gainer equivalent of a bare-knuckled bar fight in an abandoned warehouse.

It’s unapologetically intense, relentlessly powerful, and maybe, just maybe... a little over-the-top. But hey, you’re here because you’re willing to flirt with extremes, right? 

The Ingredients:

1,4-OHP - This isn’t just a precursor; it’s the battle cry of supplements. It’s here to bulldoze through your limits like they’re made of tissue paper.

17beta {3ketoethyl}-androsta-1,4-diene-3-one, 17a-ol Suspension, 200mg - Rolls off the tongue like a gentle lullaby, right? Just kidding. It’s as subtle as a brick through a window, supporting massive power to your muscles and strength gains that only the truly obsessed can appreciate.

3β-Hydroxy-5-androsten-17-one - Suspension, 200mg - The kind of ingredient that makes lesser mass gainers hide in shame. Supporting size, fullness, and a recovery boost that could make Wolverine jealous.

Who’s This For?

Not the faint of heart, that’s for sure. Equi-Mass is designed for the guy who rolls his eyes at the word “moderation.” It’s for those who hear "extreme mass gainer" and think, "Finally, something worth my time."

So if you’re happy with “lean muscle” or “a little extra definition,” Equi-Mass isn’t just not for you, it actively mocks you.

But if you’re ready to commit to the iron, if you’ve embraced the absurdity of chasing size like it’s your only mission on earth, then welcome.

Equi-Mass will push you to grow beyond the limits of decency, so much so that the only thing harder than your workouts will be explaining to your grandma why your arms no longer fit in her holiday sweaters.

Equi-Mass: Because getting huge should be a little terrifying.